As usual, Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty is full of bullshit and lies, which I suppose is only to be expected from such a dishonest, amoral jerk. The City Pages is nicely on top of the situation:

Pawlenty vs. MPLS: Nice try, governor

City's budget guru dispels the myths behind T-Paw's bashing

Governor Tim Pawlenty was in full campaign mode this week, popping up on talk-radio shows of all kinds. Aside from hitting his talking points for re-election--calling for immigration reform, walking a fine line on any new stadiums, pumping up the state's employment numbers--Governor HockeyPuck gently poked at evil Minneapolis, always good for shoring up the state's conservative base.

Appearing on MPR on Tuesday, Pawlenty got specific on how Minneapolis should save money and put more cops on the street. Trouble is, the Governor's spouting had almost no relation to reality, let alone good governance.

Every politician under the sun has to play the public safety card these days, so it was no surprise that Pawlenty used a couple of recent murders--Uptown and downtown--to opine that what Minneapolis really needs is more cops and now.

Pawlenty disingenously insisted that cuts to Local Government Aid at his direction the last few years isn't what has caused a budget crunch in Minneapolis--forcing city leaders to shrink the MPD. Instead it was simply poor fiscal management. In short, he sang the GOP refrain heard 'round the state these days: Liberal leaders in the state's largest city are soft on crime and bad with checkbooks.

So Pawlenty offered a solution: The city should do away with its Civil Rights Department and Civil Service Commission, eliminate or consolidate its park police, and figure out a way to merge its library system with Hennepin County's.

Pat Born, the city's CFO who has helped steer the city away from financial catastrophe the last few years, reacts with bemusement: "If the governor is saying he sees ways in which that will save money, I'll gladly sit down with him."

For starters, according to Born, the city figures it will spend $75,000 a year on each new cop hired, allowing for salary and benefits, not counting equipment. The city's 2006 budget is $1.2 billion, with a general fund of $318 million. Of that, $107.5 million, or 35 percent, goes to the MPD.

"Police are already our highest priority," notes Born, who is more an apolitical number-cruncher than a political partisan.

JON OLSON HAS NO INTEGRITY

JON OLSON HAS NO INTEGRITY

We already knew that Jon Olson, president of the board of commissioners of the Minneapolis Park and Recreation Board, was an arrogant jerk. Worse, he hung with the wrong crowd, always aiding and abetting the Dirty Five commissioners in their sacking of the public purse. Now he's got the chutzpah to run for the 5th congressional district in Minnesota. But who knew that he had sold his own family down the river just so he could spring for a new Corvette when his father died? One of his sisters tells how it is.

Joe Soucheray is a lying idiot

Joe Soucheray, of the St. Paul Pioneer Press, is complete, unadulterated fucking idiot. His latest spew about the Catholic Archdiocese' high school named DeLaSalle located in Minneapolis is full of lies, more lies, insults, bullshit, even more lies, half-truths, distortions and more insults. It is completely lacking any sort of journalism, any kind of intelligent thinking or any honesty.

I could go through his ridiculous article and rip it apart point by point, demonstrating that Soucheray probably doesn't even get one salient point correct. But I don't have the time right now to waste on such an imbecile.

Think Joe is an idiot, too? You can tell him yourself at jsoucheray@pioneerpress.com or 651-228-5474.

I've respected General and President Dwight Eisenhower for a long time. I was an Eisenhower Republican until the Republican party was usurped by amoral plunderers. I recently came across this web page containing Eisenhower's Cross of Iron speech. I reprint it here in its entirety because it is so great, as well as prescient:

Address by President Dwight D. Eisenhower "The Chance for Peace" delivered before the American Society of Newspaper Editors, April 16,1953.

In this spring of 1953 the free world weighs one question above all others: the chance for a just peace for all peoples.

To weigh this chance is to summon instantly to mind another recent moment of great decision. It came with that yet more hopeful spring of 1945, bright with the promise of victory and of freedom. The hope of all just men in that moment too was a just and lasting peace.

The 8 years that have passed have seen that hope waver, grow dim, and almost die. And the shadow of fear again has darkly lengthened across the world.

Today the hope of free men remains stubborn and brave, but it is sternly disciplined by experience. It shuns not only all crude counsel of despair but also the self-deceit of easy illusion. It weighs the chance for peace with sure, clear knowledge of what happened to the vain hope of 1945.

In that spring of victory the soldiers of the Western Allies met the soldiers of Russia in the center of Europe. They were triumphant comrades in arms. Their peoples shared the joyous prospect of building, in honor of their dead, the only fitting monument-an age of just peace. All these war-weary peoples shared too this concrete, decent purpose: to guard vigilantly against the domination ever again of any part of the world by a single, unbridled aggressive power.

This common purpose lasted an instant and perished. The nations of the world divided to follow two distinct roads.

The United States and our valued friends, the other free nations, chose one road.

The leaders of the Soviet Union chose another.

The way chosen by the United States was plainly marked by a few clear precepts, which govern its conduct in world affairs.

First: No people on earth can be held, as a people, to be enemy, for all humanity shares the common hunger for peace and fellowship and justice.

Second: No nation's security and well-being can be lastingly achieved in isolation but only ineffective cooperation with fellow-nations.

Third: Any nation's right to form of government and an economic system of its own choosing is inalienable.

Fourth: Any nation's attempt to dictate to other nations their form of government is indefensible.

And fifth: A nation's hope of lasting peace cannot be firmly based upon any race in armaments but rather upon just relations and honest understanding with all other nations.

In the light of these principles the citizens of the United States defined the way they proposed to follow, through the aftermath of war, toward true peace.

This way was faithful to the spirit that inspired the United Nations: to prohibit strife, to relieve tensions, to banish fears. This way was to control and to reduce armaments. This way was to allow all nations to devote their energies and resources to the great and good tasks of healing the war's wounds, of clothing and feeding and housing the needy, of perfecting a just political life, of enjoying the fruits of their own free toil.

The Soviet government held a vastly different vision of the future.

In the world of its design, security was to be found, not in mutual trust and mutual aid but in force: huge armies, subversion, rule of neighbor nations. The goal was power superiority at all costs. Security was to be sought by denying it to all others.

The result has been tragic for the world and, for the Soviet Union, it has also been ironic.

The amassing of the Soviet power alerted free nations to a new danger of aggression. It compelled them in self-defense to spend unprecedented money and energy for armaments. It forced them to develop weapons of war now capable of inflicting instant and terrible punishment upon any aggressor.

It instilled in the free nations-and let none doubt this-the unshakable conviction that, as long as there persists a threat to freedom, they must, at any cost, remain armed, strong, and ready for the risk of war.

It inspired them-and let none doubt this-to attain a unity of purpose and will beyond the power of propaganda or pressure to break, now or ever.

There remained, however, one thing essentially unchanged and unaffected by Soviet conduct: the readiness of the free nations to welcome sincerely any genuine evidence of peaceful purpose enabling all peoples again to resume their common quest of just peace.

The free nations, most solemnly and repeatedly, have assured the Soviet Union that their firm association has never had any aggressive purpose whatsoever. Soviet leaders, however, have seemed to persuade themselves, or tried to persuade their people, otherwise.

And so it has come to pass that the Soviet Union itself has shared and suffered the very fears it has fostered in the rest of the world.

This has been the way of life forged by 8 years of fear and force.

What can the world, or any nation in it, hope for if no turning is found on this dread road?

The worst to be feared and the best to be expected can be simply stated.

The worst is atomic war.

The best would be this: a life of perpetual fear and tension; a burden of arms draining the wealthand the labor of all peoples; a wasting of strength that defies the American system or the Soviet system or any system to achieve true abundance and happiness for the peoples of this earth.

Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed.

This world in arms in not spending money alone.

It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children.

The cost of one modern heavy bomber is this: a modern brick school in more than 30 cities.

It is two electric power plants, each serving a town of 60,000 population.

It is two fine, fully equipped hospitals.

It is some 50 miles of concrete highway.

We pay for a single fighter with a half million bushels of wheat.

We pay for a single destroyer with new homes that could have housed more than 8,000 people.

This, I repeat, is the best way of life to be found on the road the world has been taking.

This is not a way of life at all, in any true sense. Under the cloud of threatening war, it is humanity hanging from a cross of iron.

These plain and cruel truths define the peril and point the hope that come with this spring of 1953.

This is one of those times in the affairs of nations when the gravest choices must be made, if there is to be a turning toward a just and lasting peace.

It is a moment that calls upon the governments of the world to speak their intentions with simplicity and with honest.

It calls upon them to answer the questions that stirs the hearts of all sane men: is there no other way the world may live?

The world knows that an era ended with the death of Joseph Stalin. The extraordinary 30-year span of his rule saw the Soviet Empire expand to reach from the Baltic Sea to the Sea of Japan, finally to dominate 800 million souls.

The Soviet system shaped by Stalin and his predecessors was born of one World War. It survived the stubborn and often amazing courage of second World War. It has lived to threaten a third.

Now, a new leadership has assumed power in the Soviet Union. It links to the past, however strong, cannot bind it completely. Its future is, in great part, its own to make.

This new leadership confronts a free world aroused, as rarely in its history, by the will to stay free.

This free world knows, out of bitter wisdom of experience, that vigilance and sacrifice are the price of liberty.

It knows that the defense of Western Europe imperatively demands the unity of purpose and action made possible by the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, embracing a European Defense Community.

It knows that Western Germany deserves to be a free and equal partner in this community and that this, for Germany, is the only safe way to full, final unity.

It knows that aggression in Korea and in southeast Asia are threats to the whole free community to be met by united action.

This is the kind of free world which the new Soviet leadership confront. It is a world that demands and expects the fullest respect of its rights and interests. It is a world that will always accord the same respect to all others.

So the new Soviet leadership now has a precious opportunity to awaken, with the rest of the world, to the point of peril reached and to help turn the tide of history.

Will it do this?

We do not yet know. Recent statements and gestures of Soviet leaders give some evidence that they may recognize this critical moment.

We welcome every honest act of peace.

We care nothing for mere rhetoric.

We are only for sincerity of peaceful purpose attested by deeds. The opportunities for such deeds are many. The performance of a great number of them waits upon no complex protocol but upon the simple will to do them. Even a few such clear and specific acts, such as the Soviet Union's signature upon the Austrian treaty or its release of thousands of prisoners still held from World War II, would be impressive signs of sincere intent. They would carry a power of persuasion not to be matched by any amount of oratory.

This we do know: a world that begins to witness the rebirth of trust among nations can find its way to a peace that is neither partial nor punitive.

With all who will work in good faith toward such a peace, we are ready, with renewed resolve, to strive to redeem the near-lost hopes of our day.

The first great step along this way must be the conclusion of an honorable armistice in Korea.

This means the immediate cessation of hostilities and the prompt initiation of political discussions leading to the holding of free elections in a united Korea.

It should mean, no less importantly, an end to the direct and indirect attacks upon the security of Indochina and Malaya. For any armistice in Korea that merely released aggressive armies to attack elsewhere would be fraud.

We seek, throughout Asia as throughout the world, a peace that is true and total.

Out of this can grow a still wider task-the achieving of just political settlements for the otherserious and specific issues between the free world and the Soviet Union.

None of these issues, great or small, is insoluble-given only the will to respect the rights of all nations.

Again we say: the United States is ready to assume its just part.

We have already done all within our power to speed conclusion of the treaty with Austria, which will free that country from economic exploitation and from occupation by foreign troops.

We are ready not only to press forward with the present plans for closer unity of the nations of Western Europe by also, upon that foundation, to strive to foster a broader European community, conducive to the free movement of persons, of trade, and of ideas.

This community would include a free and united Germany, with a government based upon free and secret elections.

This free community and the full independence of the East European nations could mean the end of present unnatural division of Europe.

As progress in all these areas strengthens world trust, we could proceed concurrently with the next great work-the reduction of the burden of armaments now weighing upon the world. To this end we would welcome and enter into the most solemn agreements. These could properly include:

The limitation, by absolute numbers or by an agreed international ratio, of the sizes of the military and security forces of all nations.

A commitment by all nations to set an agreed limit upon that proportion of total production of certain strategic materials to be devoted to military purposes.

International control of atomic energy to promote its use for peaceful purposes only and to insure the prohibition of atomic weapons.

A limitation or prohibition of other categories of weapons of great destructiveness.

The enforcement of all these agreed limitations and prohibitions by adequate safe-guards, including a practical system of inspection under the United Nations.

The details of such disarmament programs are manifestly critical and complex. Neither the United States nor any other nation can properly claim to possess a perfect, immutable formula. But the formula matters less than the faith-the good faith without which no formula can work justly and effectively.

The fruit of success in all these tasks would present the world with the greatest task, and the greatest opportunity, of all. It is this: the dedication of the energies, the resources, and the imaginations of all peaceful nations to a new kind of war. This would be a declared total war, not upon any human enemy but upon the brute forces of poverty and need.

The peace we seek, founded upon decent trust and cooperative effort among nations, can be fortified, not by weapons of war but by wheat and by cotton, by milk and by wool, by meat and by timber and by rice. These are words that translate into every language on earth. These are needs that challenge this world in arms.

This idea of a just and peaceful world is not new or strange to us. It inspired the people of the United States to initiate the European Recovery Program in 1947. That program was prepared to treat, with like and equal concern, the needs of Eastern and Western Europe.

We are prepared to reaffirm, with the most concrete evidence, our readiness to help build a world in which all peoples can be productive and prosperous.

This Government is ready to ask its people to join with all nations in devoting a substantial percentage of the savings achieved by disarmament to a fund for world aid and reconstruction. The purposes of this great work would be to help other peoples to develop the underdeveloped areas of the world, to stimulate profitability and fair world trade, to assist all peoples to know the blessings of productive freedom.

The monuments to this new kind of war would be these: roads and schools, hospitals and homes, food and health.

We are ready, in short, to dedicate our strength to serving the needs, rather than the fears, of the world.

We are ready, by these and all such actions, to make of the United Nations an institution that can effectively guard the peace and security of all peoples.

I know of nothing I can add to make plainer the sincere purpose of the United States.

I know of no course, other than that marked by these and similar actions, that can be called the highway of peace.

I know of only one question upon which progress waits. It is this:

What is the Soviet Union ready to do?

Whatever the answer be, let it be plainly spoken.

Again we say: the hunger for peace is too great, the hour in history too late, for any government to mock men's hopes with mere words and promises and gestures.

The test of truth is simple. There can be no persuasion but by deeds.

Is the new leadership of Soviet Union prepared to use its decisive influence in the Communist world, including control of the flow of arms, to bring not merely an expedient truce in Korea but genuine peace in Asia?

Is it prepared to allow other nations, including those of Eastern Europe, the free choice of their own forms of government?

Is it prepared to act in concert with others upon serious disarmament proposals to be made firmly effective by stringent U.N. control and inspection?

If not, where then is the concrete evidence of the Soviet Union's concern for peace?

The test is clear.

There is, before all peoples, a precious chance to turn the black tide of events. If we failed to strive to seize this chance, the judgment of future ages would be harsh and just.

If we strive but fail and the world remains armed against itself, it at least need be divided no longer in its clear knowledge of who has condemned humankind to this fate.

The purpose of the United States, in stating these proposals, is simple and clear.

These proposals spring, without ulterior purpose or political passion, from our calm conviction that the hunger for peace is in the hearts of all peoples--those of Russia and of China no less than of our own country.

They conform to our firm faith that God created men to enjoy, not destroy, the fruits of the earth and of their own toil.

They aspire to this: the lifting, from the backs and from the hearts of men, of their burden of arms and of fears, so that they may find before them a golden age of freedom and of peace.

Kersten's plagiarism

I was amused this evening to discover that Spot over at the cucking stool has caught pin-headed columnist Katherine Kersten using blatant plagiarism to write her crack-pot, junior-high quality columns. Spot's got some other entertaining commentary on the ever-idiotic "Katie" Kersten on his blog, too. Yay, I say.

Kersten is just one of the reasons I cancelled my Star Tribune subscription. Like others, I suspect the Star Tribune will some day regret hiring Kersten as a columnist.

Just Another Fox in the Minnesota Henhouse

Despite Governor Tim Pawlenty's ability to avoid being found personally guilty for any wrong doing (yet), close associates continue to take the fall for various illegal activities. According to an article in the September 27, 2005 Star Tribune newspaper, Pawlenty's campaign treasurer and friend Ron Esau is stepping down after being fined for illegal and deceptive mortgage schemes.

The campaign treasurer for Gov. Tim Pawlenty resigned Monday after a ruling that a company he ran "misled and deceived" homeowners in a mortgage refinancing scheme. ...

Esau resigned after meeting with the governor following a state Commerce Department ruling Friday that barred him from residential mortgage work and fined his firm $10,000. ...

Authorities say an equity-stripping scheme employed by Esau's lending company, HJE Financial, targeted families facing foreclosure by offering to buy their houses and sell them back for what they owed plus interest.

However, the owners ended up paying full market value or losing their homes.

Attorney General Mike Hatch earlier settled a separate suit against Esau in which he agreed to get out of the mortgage transfer business, pay restitution to a St. Louis Park couple and otherwise revise financing terms.

This is just one one more case of Pawlenty and his associates behaving as if they think laws are just for the little people and they need not be bothered with them.

Martin R. Wellens uses the argument that well, it's not raining at his house so it must not be raining anywhere in Minnesota in his assinine letter to the editor of the Star Tribune. The opening of a new third lane on west-bound 494 in Bloomington has reduced his commute by 10 minutes. So therefore building more lanes must be the only solution to congestion. Wait a couple years; that new third lane will fill up. Or ask how much it cost, including the always externalized costs that are conveniently ignored by idiots like Wellens. Only a complete moron would honestly believe that we are both able to and can afford to build more highway lanes everywhere there is congestion. A moron like Wellens.

Margery K. English of Apple Valley demonstrates what a clueless ignoramus she is in a letter to the editor published in the August 30 Star Tribune.

She writes: "Has there been another attack of insurgents on U.S. soil since 9/11?" and claims that justifies our war in Iraq.

Since there were no attacks on U.S. soil by Iraqi insurgents for the 225 years prior to 9/11, I guess the war in Iraq is having no effect at all. Actually, since there has never been an attack on U.S. soil by Iraqi insurgents, including on 9/11, it just demonstrates what a complete idiot English is. Unfortunately, such stupidity appears to be common among supporters of the war in Iraq.

What a joke.

A new tougher state law now means people who steal gasoline from filling stations ("drive-offs") will have their licenses suspended for 30 days, according to this story at KARE-11's website.

But if you dare drive one mile per hour over 100 miles per hour, they'll take your license away for 6 months -- even if there are no other risk factors other than simply breaking the speed limit.

So, I can take my Ford F-250 with dual tanks and drive off with over $100 worth of gasoline and I might lose my license for 1 month. But if I find an empty, straight stretch of safe highway and push my BMW up over 100mph and get caught, I'm walking for 6 months.

No wonder people have so little respect for the law. When the punishment has no resemblance to the seriousness of the crime, how can anyone take the laws and the lawmakers seriously?

Clearly, we have a legislature full of idiots.

See also House Bill 140, section 106, lines 22 through 26.

A great letter to the editor of the Star Tribune in today's paper regarding the narrow-minded bullies pushing to give public park land and a city street to a private Catholic high school so that they can build a football stadium:

School should reach out

DeLaSalle High School doesn't seem to appreciate the history or unique qualities of its small island setting, and has made no effort to listen to or compromise with its neighbors on the stadium issue (Star Tribune, July 21).

Instead it counts on its well-connected alumni and backers to bully this proposal through. The school has created an atmosphere of division and animosity that will last for years.

Mary Lofgren, Minneapolis.

"Bully" is certainly the right word to use. They've hired a lawyer to represent them at public forums where ordinary citizens speak -- in addition to their principal, president, vice-president, trustees, students and parents who also show up. DeLaSalle continues to ignore the salient facts, and instead repeat endlessly a couple of nearly irrelevant facts and devisive comments -- "we were here first" (no they weren't), "we teach minorities and low-income students" (yeah, so what? So do the public schools), and "opponents are just Island residents" (there are only 200 residents on the Island but over 1200 people signed a petition opposing the land give away).

Frankly, the Catholic Archdiocese should reign in these unethical, scheming bastards because what they are doing is neither Christian nor good for the public or kids of Minneapolis as a whole.

DFL Bad Guys

Some readers perhaps think that I'm merely a "liberal" attacking "conservatives" (though that begs the question what is a liberal and what is a conservative, especially in this day and age where the so-called neocons are radicals bearing no resemblance to yesteryear's real conservatives). But I'm really an equal-opportunity critic. So here are a bunch of crooked Democrats that deserve to spend a month in the public stocks:

• Walt Dziedzic, currently a Minneapolis Park and Recreation Board commissioner, formerly a Minneapolis City Council Member and before that, a political-hack police officer. Basically, he's a lying thug of a bully.


• Bob Fine, currently a Minneapolis Park and Recreation Board commissioner. This arrogant prick is the kind of pond scum that gives lawyers a bad name, even though he's really only a 2-bit lawyer, unable to even make a living in the legal profession.


• Tony Scallon, former Minneapolis City Council Member who has actually done some good things. Unfortunately, he stupidly and derisively continues to tell lies to support his friends Bob Fine and Scott Neiman, despite their corrupt and unprincipled behaviors.


• Scott Neiman, just one of a line of reproducing scum ripping off the taxpayers, just like his late father Leroy Neiman, both formerly Minneapolis Park and Recreation Board commissioners. Too bad this genetic pool has not reached its dead end. Minneapolis and Minnesota taxpayers will be paying for their multi-million dollar cronyism for years to come.


• Brian Rice, attorney and lobbyist for the Minneapolis Park and Recreation Board, the Minneapolis Police Relief Association, the Minneapolis Firefighters Relief Association and others, and interestingly also the largest campaign contributor to the Park Board commissioners' election campaigns. Can you say conflict of interest? Moreover, he is over-charging at least two of his major clients, the Police Relief Association and the Park Board. The total hours he bills them for lobbying and legal services is more than could be reasonably worked in a year by several people. He billed the Park Board for over 3,700 hours alone.
  

In the past couple of years, the FBI has investigated and sent to prison former Minneapolis City Council Members Brian Herron and Joe Biernet for a few thousand dollars' worth of bribery and favoritism. This past week, the FBI's investigation netted a conviction of Minneapolis developer Basim Sabri on three counts of bribery. These three guys are small potatoes compared to the five crooks mentioned in the list above. If the FBI really wanted to have some fun, they would investigate all back room deals these 5 shysters have been involved in.

Nitwits 'r' us

Joel Hanson of Eden Prairie somehow imagines that a few months of slightly improved economic news erases all the myriad of facts illustrating new records of economic failure on the part of the current administration.

The unvarnished truth is that President Bush and his team are poor stewards of the economy: They have amassed the worst jobs record in more than half a century, piled up a mountain of government debt for the nation’s children and, equally bad, they have no realistic, fair and effective plan to fix the economy and put America back to work.

The nation has lost jobs in 25 of the 31 months that President Bush has been in office, making for the worst jobs record at this point in a presidency of any administration since Herbert Hoover. Including last July’s loss of 44,000 positions (when economists had predicted a 10,000-job increase), our economy has shed more than 2.5 million jobs and 3.2 million private-sector jobs since the president took office.

Hanson the genius figures this demonstrates Republicans are more in favor of a strong economy than Democrats.

Then there is brain boy Mark Hepokoski of Menahga, Minnesota who thinks that killing some 12,000 innocent Iraqi civilians is Ok because Saddam Hussein's political (and criminal) prisoners have been released and because the Iraqi Olympic team had a pleasant trip. He also claims the Kurds no longer have to fear poison gas attacks, conveniently ignoring the fact that they have not had to fear them since the first Gulf War when the weapons inspectors showed up and destroyed all the equipment (which the USA sold Iraq back when they were our buddies) for making the stuff. He also ignores the fact that by wasting our time and lives in Iraq, we've taken our eye of the ball -- hunting down Osama bin Laden and dismantling Al Queda.

I'm sure every country which has a despotic ruler would love to have the USA invade, cause mass civil destruction and insurrection and kill thousands of their innocent civilians in order to get rid of the despot. Just ask the surviving family members of those 12,000 Iraqis how happy they are.

St. Paul mayor vetoes smoking ban

St. Paul Mayor Randy Kelly ought to just get it over with -- and change his party to Republican, a party that as it is currently constituted may as well be called the neo-con right-wing party for amoral corporate interests. Kelly apparently can't read the writing on wall, writ large by the Bloomington and Minneapolis city councils earlier this summer. He appears ignorant of, or immune to all the evidence which shows that smoking bans do not harm business over all and often even help it. Except of course the tobacco business. That must be the business Kelly is worried about when he says the St. Paul ban would "harm businesses."

Bone-headed laws

Zoning laws in Minneapolis make it illegal to have anything (except for those on a short list of exceptions like air conditioners and bay windows) between the ground and the sky in your front yard. So all you folks with bird baths, gazing globes, bird feeders and lawn chairs in your front yards in Minneapolis are criminals.

Here's a law that's far overdue for being changed.

Selective Amnesia and Hypocrisy

Just a list of Minnesotans who have recently demonstrated in public that they are suffering from selective amnesia or hyporcrisy or both.

Reaction's to Michael Moore's film Fahrenheit 9/11

Chris Tiedeman, Republican hack

"I've seen all of Moore's films, and he gets progressively crazier. He's so selective with his information that he's just not credible."

And the Bush administration is credible?

Michael Wilson, a marketing wrter planning to make his own film attacking Michael Moore.

"[H]e manipulates the conversation... It made me want to be meaner to Moore in my own film."

Pot calling the kettle black?

Tara Anderson, director of a college organization of twits

"He [Moore]...ignores the previous eight years when Clinton failed to respond."

Yeah, like the cruise missles Clinton ordered into Sudan and Afghanistan to destroy Al-Queda targets? Like the fat security threat report about Al-Queda given to the Bush administration which was ignored for 8 months until the day before 9/11? Like tracking down and prosecuting the first World Trade Center bombers? And all the while, having to fight off Republican idiots in Congress, and the bogus persecution over 7 years by Ken Starr, who found zip, zilch, nada, nothing.

Other Idiotic Ideas

Cheri Pierson Yecke, not a real Minnesotan but just as stupid

Believes the idea of separation of state and church is a myth

Turns out she was equally controversial and disliked in Virginia, contrary to the false accolades her supporters credit her.

Ron Eibensteiner, chief twit of the Minnesota Republican party

Bashes urban public schools for having to serve different populations, including those people -- you know, the ones who are not well-to-do, privileged and white like him.

A dishonest, narrow-minded, ignorant, arrogant, elitist, corrupt racist bigot, if there ever was one.

How about this insult?

Can you imagine the gall? The Senate Majority Leader, Reverend Dean Johnson, suggested appointing three House-Senate negotiating groups which would meet publicly as part of a legislative special session. How incredibly insulting is that? Imagine if someone proposed something so outrageous, abusive and rude as that to you? Holy smokes!

Boy, oh, boy, things have sunk low in politics when someone suggests 3 negotiating groups to the 5 you wanted.

No wonder Republican House Speaker Steve Sviggum is so justifiably upset. Did I say upset? I apologize for the understatement. Sviggum is more than just upset. He is so angered, he has made statements like such a proposal "doesn't even warrant a response," "Dean Johnson has shut the door" and "the Senate is unwilling to serve the interests of Minnesota."

Enough parody.

Who is the baldfaced, lying bastard that is obstructing the legislative process here? Who is slamming the door and unwilling to server the interests of Minnesota?

That would be you, Mr. Sviggum, you arrogant maggot.

Big Wanker of the Republican Party

Randy Wanke, St. Paul; communications director, Republican Party of Minnesota whines like the big baby he must be about how the Star Tribune has no conservative columnists in its Metro section -- conveniently overlooking the fact that columnist James Lileks is a bozo right-winger just like Wanker. Ok, so most of the time Lileks is confined to attempting to write a humor column, but his outtings on the editorial pages are far too frequent and full of right-wing bile. But I don't see Wanke calling for more liberal commentators at Fox news, or on jerkwad Jason Lewis's radio show.

Just another crooked politician enriching himself at taxpayer expense

Former Rep. David Bishop, Republican-Rochester, bought into a development venture that assembled more than 450 acres alongside Hwy. 63, and met with MnDOT officials to talk about and then voted for a spending bill to build interchanges connecting to his land, according to a Star Tribune report.

Like all legislators, Bishop was required to disclose his financial interests -- including property -- so the public could determine whether he had any potential conflicts of interest.

As a legislator from 1982 to 2002, Bishop routinely listed his property holdings, sometimes in great detail. But he never disclosed that in 1997 he had bought into a development group that controlled 450 acres along Hwy. 63 between downtown Rochester and the city's airport. The investors planned major commercial developments, including housing, a business park and large retailers. Bishop's report said only that he had acquired "development land southeast, southwest and northwest of Rochester."

The public disclosure board demanded specific locations and acreage. Bishop responded a month later, itemizing details about land he had owned for years. But he omitted 21 acres he acquired in 1997 along Hwy. 63. He continued to omit that land in later disclosure statements, and he also did not report his 25 percent interest in joint ventures formed to develop the entire 450 acres.

After being questioned by the Star Tribune in late January, Bishop amended his financial disclosures again to report the 21 acres. He said he had meant to report the development land all along, but mistakenly had listed the legal descriptions of two small parcels he had owned up the road. He couldn't explain how he confused those 1-acre parcels, which he had previously disclosed, with the much larger spread he had just acquired.

Bishop did not list on the amended forms his interest in the joint ventures that owned the rest of the land. Earlier this month, after the newspaper questioned why his amended statement failed to disclose his interest in the entire property, Bishop said he and his lawyer "did kind of a sloppy reading" of the law before filing his amendment.

Sure he did, Mr. Bishop. And I've got a bridge in Brooklyn for sale.

Welcome to the new theocratic fascist state!

Or at least, it will be if boneheads like Minnesota Secretary of State Mary Kiffmeyer and Minnesota State Senator Michael Jungbauer, both Republicans, have their way. Jungbauer wrote in a letter to a constituent that separation of church and state is "a false belief" and that "It is legal for a state to establish and promote a religion." Kiffmeyer told a conference that "separation of church and state" was a destructive idea. Then there was Minnesota State Senator Michele Bachmann's little prayer escort in the Senate chamber.

John Locke, our founders' intellectual father who proclaimed the natural rights of man, inconsistently argued for a national church, and nine of the original thirteen colonies had state religions. Patrick Henry supported Locke's idea of a state-church alliance, but it was Madison's views that prevailed in the adoption of the Constitution. You can't have it both ways, Madison argued -- you either have a religious state or a state that protects individual liberty.

Or, if we're really going to have a state church -- let's make it the Catholic Church. I'm nominally Catholic and that would suit me fine. But since most of these right-wing nut cases are not, they would be quite unhappy I suspect. And that would make me even more amused.

So, to recap:

Kiffmeyer: Ignorant, stupid, right-wing nut case.
Jungbauer: Ignorant, arrogant, right-wing nut case.
Bachmann: Ignorant, hypocritical, right-wing nut case.

Is this a great state or what?

More and more it seems like the dictionary definition of hypocrisy should include modern-day Republicans. This past week, the DFL began running an ad attacking Pawlenty. I guess it was a pretty mean ad. One might think it was the first of its kind, given the yowling of Republicans like scalded cats. But it's merely another case of selective memory or hypocrisy. They conveniently ignore the dirty ads they ran branding opponents as akin to terrorists in Pawlenty's gubernatorial campaign.

The ad is being compared to the Willie Horton ad -- which, surprise, was run by a Republican campaign.

Or how about the Republican run ads attacking Democrat Max Cleland, senator from Georgia, by comparing him to Osama in Laden -- while Cleland is actually a highly-decorated Vietnam veteran?

The real problem is that the whiners in the Republican party just can't take their own medicine. If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.